18 months old

I am now 18 months old.

I STILL hate clean water.

I STILL nip the plastic sucky thingy.

I can now lift the logs in the tank.

I eat more than ever, because although the instructions say "One to two tablets per day", she gives me six or seven. But it's all good, cuz I'm always hungry anyway.

I can't stop cutting the plastic plant. I LOVE IT BABEH!

My biological clock is ticking.

My crazy owner still sings to me.. Lucky i can't hear. How do I know she's singing? Looking at her lips.

Here is a messsage to my owner:

You will NEVER EVER SEE ME MOULT! HA HA HA, you fool. Feed me all you want. I will NEVER moult in front of you. HEH HEH. See la, make my water so clean for what. Make me eat the stupid salt by accident.. do you know it tastes like %$#^&?

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