Hello, my name is Cray Cray, and I am a cherax quadicarinatus crayfish. I like peas, corn, and hiding. Im a bit shy around strangers at first, but give me time (and food) and we'll get to know each other!

Wednesday

18 months old

I am now 18 months old.

I STILL hate clean water.

I STILL nip the plastic sucky thingy.

I can now lift the logs in the tank.

I eat more than ever, because although the instructions say "One to two tablets per day", she gives me six or seven. But it's all good, cuz I'm always hungry anyway.

I can't stop cutting the plastic plant. I LOVE IT BABEH!

My biological clock is ticking.

My crazy owner still sings to me.. Lucky i can't hear. How do I know she's singing? Looking at her lips.

Here is a messsage to my owner:

You will NEVER EVER SEE ME MOULT! HA HA HA, you fool. Feed me all you want. I will NEVER moult in front of you. HEH HEH. See la, make my water so clean for what. Make me eat the stupid salt by accident.. do you know it tastes like %$#^&?

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9 comments:

  1. JanellOctober 20, 2010 at 1:18 AM

    Hi. I'm a Crayfish Abuse Investigator from the Crayfish Abuse Investigator Unit (CAIU). This is truly deplorable - the ill-treating of a cute, sweet, innocent, tasty... i mean. AHEM. Harmless crayfish. We have a warrant to confiscate her, so just be prepared.

    Ah Cai
    Crayfish Abuse Investigator

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  2. Ah CaiOctober 20, 2010 at 1:49 AM

    Hi! This is Ah Cai. Just now we were testing this stolen laptop that we found so it wasn't logged out I think. Anyway, this is the true Ah Cai. Please stop abusing the crayfish. Why not we make a deal? If you stop abusing, me and my colleagues of the Crayfish Abuse Investigator Unit would give you a $50 voucher to eat at Jumbo Seafood at ECP. Heard the Cray... I mean, CRAB is good there. Looking forward to your reply.

    Ah Cai
    Crayfish Abuse Investigator

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  3. sarahOctober 20, 2010 at 1:58 AM

    Hi, Ah Cai and Janell

    I have reason to suspect that you are the same person. Both of your fonts are alike (note the Blue, italiscised font).

    I will not hesitate to call the police for your harrassment, and rest assured that I shall be looking into this matter.

    I have spoken to the crayfish about this, and this is what she has to say: " HEL---"

    It's not important.

    Please leave us alone. Thanks.

    Sarahnonymous

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  4. Ah CaiOctober 20, 2010 at 2:05 AM

    Hi, Ah Cai here. I understand your concerns. I'm aware how easy it is to be misunderstood when it comes to any kind of issues, especially those concerning locked-up, abused pets. My colleagues and I were discussing, and thought we should give you the benefit of the doubt. Until we saw your display pic. With that sinister sneer and fishy grin, we thought it was better to be sure and will go ahead with the warrant sometime this week.

    We apologize for the distress caused but rest assured you may not escape the long claw of the law.

    Ah Cai
    Crayfish Abuse Investigator

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  5. SarahOctober 20, 2010 at 2:08 AM

    Ah Cai

    Shut up.

    Thanks.

    Sarahnonymous.

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  6. sarahOctober 20, 2010 at 2:15 AM

    Dear Ah Cai

    I apologise. I was having pms. Perhaps the comment about how my face is like a fish.. It might have stung a little.

    I hope you have a wonderful day, and have a wonderful life, as I am sure you have satisfaction out of terrorizing small time blog owners such as myself.

    Perhaps you derive joy out of taking away teh only friend I have in this world.

    I hope you can provide for Cray Cray more than I ever could. You might not know this, but I am telling you now, that I have sold my house, and I am living in a dry part of her tank, just so that she can have the life she deserves.

    However, I respect your (and the CAIU's decision, because I believe you know what you are doing, and as it is the law, I will grudgingly comply.

    Please tell me how i can redeem my voucher also. Thanks.

    Deepest regrets
    Sarahnonymous

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  7. sarahOctober 20, 2010 at 2:25 AM

    Hello, Ah cai?

    Good riddance.

    But first, please contact me about the voucher. Thanks.

    Eagerly awaiting your reply.

    Sarahnonymous

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  8. Ah CaiOctober 20, 2010 at 2:30 AM

    Hi, this is Ah Cai here. I apologize I was busy digging into my supper that my colleagues just bought from the Long Beach Seafood Restaurant. We were busy digging into this Cray... I mean Crab claw and did not have clean hands to type you a fast-enough reply.

    It pains me to read your reply, as you assume the role of a sweet innocent girl who gives up her all to provide for the Crayfish, but we had a vote here. "Who thinks she's lying?" 7 cray i mean Crab Claws went up.

    There are 7 people in the office, including me.

    I do understand your concerns. The voucher will be sent to you shortly via email. Could you kindly leave your email?

    Thanks

    Ah Cai
    Crayfish Abuse Investigator

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  9. sarahOctober 20, 2010 at 2:32 AM

    ok, can thanks. PM-ed you!

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